The Basic Plot in the Form of a Haiku:
Bond is back again;
Saving the world from evil
and shagging the babes.
My Basic Ramblings: Yes, it's another one o'them Roger Moore-as-James
Bond movies. I always find it difficult to believe that Roger Moore
is
older than Sean Connery. Ah well.
Moore, as everyone knows, was the third man to play 007; he followed
Sean "I Am Bond, Dammit" and George "My Fifteen Minutes of Fame
Ended in 1968" Lazenby. Following Moore are, of course, Timothy "Mr.
Crankypants" Dalton and Pierce "Damn NBC. Damn
Them To Hell" Brosnan.
Is this a Bond Movie? Let's check the Ten Commandments of A Bond Movie:
So, going by the Ten Commandments of a Bond Film, Moonraker definitely
qualifies. (At some point, I will have to read the original novels upon
which these flicks are based. I think I read somewhere that the original
Moonraker was a bomb poised over London.)
My biggest concern with this film is the scene where Bond and Goodhead
are in the radar-jamming section of Drax's big honkin' space station
(because the space station is supposely invisible from Earth, even
though someone with a halfway decent telescope could look in the sky and
see it). Goodhead quickly dispatches with some bad guys, and Bond is curious
as to where she picked up her skills. He asks if it was from the CIA, she
responds, "No, Vassar."
Now, I went to Vassar, and not once in my four years there did I even
come close to learning how to beat the crap out of someone. I suppose I
could bore someone to death by discussing Tristram Shandy, or I could
feed them some salmonella-tainted food from the Dining Center, but
beyond that I wouldn't be much help. The school must've been
different back in the 70's. Either that or the "Beating Up Thugs"
courses were in a part of the Course Catalog in which I never looked, like
"Chemistry" or "Women's Studies".
So there's lotsa chase scenes (you know that any time a movie introduces a museum filled with fragile items, like, say, glass, it's history), lotsa fight scenes (the laser-filled fight in space reminded me of the harpoon-filled fight underwater in Thunderball, except the latter wasn't nearly as cheesy), lotsa nail-biting last minute escapes.
What else can you say? It's a Bond movie. Probably one of the lamer ones, due to the space angle, but the Bond people were just trying to jump on the Star Wars bandwagon.
Note: Don't confuse this movie with The Moonraker, a 1957 film
which, according to Leonard Maltin, is a "well-mounted costumer set in
1650s England, involving followers of Charles Stuart." Hm... a Bond movie
set in 1650's England would be cool.....